I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Everyone says I win the strip club
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
