After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
You can't just leave with hair like that
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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