Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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