If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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