I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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