we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Randomize