You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
So squirting runs in the family.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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