I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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