cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
well you can't waste a boner
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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