doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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