i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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