sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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