I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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