He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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