"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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