im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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