i don't like sucking hair
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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