Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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