I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
