How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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