Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
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