their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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