Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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