It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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