her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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