hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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