Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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