Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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