90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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