Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
