I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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