is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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