We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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