The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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