Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
