A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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