I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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