She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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