Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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