This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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