you guys were way drunker than both of me
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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