i need an iv and a liver transplant
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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