Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize
