I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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