Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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