Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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