I'm gonna have a badass scar
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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