who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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