is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
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