Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
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