Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
