Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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