apparently the secret to your success is patron
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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