I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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