remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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