mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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