How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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