i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I look better un-naked...
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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