there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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